Do you frequently make typos? Are your fingers fat? Then this is the solution to all your problems. It's a typeface that creates typos—meaning you can always blame someone else if your text has a typo. That someone being me.
I have been searching the internet and I am suprised I haven't found this idea made already. Akzidenz-Grotesk is such a classic typeface, but the name always makes me think of the word "accident". Pair that with the world of mobile messaging where typos and "fat-fingering" is prevalent and it feels like a match made in heaven.